not yet a woman

Kelly Osbourne is putting out another album in June, and you know I'm dying to weigh in on the promotional copy, which packs an awesome four pages of bio information. I haven't even read beyond a few blurbs for fear that this is going to be too amazing to pass up.

"...the young scion of rock royalty..."

"...co-written by Kelly herself."

"...Kelly delves into the deterioration of our society..."

Tantalizing. The problem is that her publicity machine is benched. Sprained something. I can't even remember. But I don't want to be that overly aggressive coach that risks the season for a couple minutes of play from the star.

Kelly Osbourne will be in New York for press 4/22 - 4/26, so I guess there are other options (unlike the rest of you, I'm two people). Sleeping in the Nothing the album's called. So, so rad. I'm trying to make an adult decision on this.


Blogger Yasir said...

I don't understand; why would she need 4 pages for a biography when we're going to get four series worth...AKA The Osbournes?

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember a friend who worked as an underling at Sony, described her first album as if someone threw shit at a wall, then threw shit at it! You can get a copy of "Shut Up" for $0.09, yes that's nine cents, from Amazon. This is too good to pass up, to see how they try to polish this turd.

3:41 PM  

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